Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.