What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.