What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.