Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!