Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.