Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!