Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)