How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.