When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.