Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.