Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal