Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...