What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !