What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !