Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."