Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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Dracular degeneration.

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Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.