Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.