What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Herr Jokes More Herr Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!