What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.