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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call a vietnamese turkey?

Gobbledy gook.

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

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That’s a deep subject.

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.