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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What console does god use?

Praystation

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Second Place Jokes More Second Place Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.