Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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Second Place Jokes More Second Place Jokes

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a russian tree?

Dimitree

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!