What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.