What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.