What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads