What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."