What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt