What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying