What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.