How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.