How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.