What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.