What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.