What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.