Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
Because they rain supreme.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Because nukes are so bright
Nukes... You're fired!