Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!