Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.