Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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How would you say you handle job pressure?

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots