What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits