What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.