What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.