What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!