What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.