What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .