What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.