What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.