What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.