What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

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Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.