What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ?

sixty-nine

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!