What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.