What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...