What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.