What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.