What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !