What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.