Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.