What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.