What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects