What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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What do Reddit and Duke University have in common?

They're both full of blue devs.

What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Where does Crazy Horse live?

In an unstable.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.