What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.