What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What is meant by 'a pull factor'?

A big red sports car.

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.