Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.