Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen