Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.