Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.