What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.