What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.