What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3