Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.