Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
A frog in a blender
The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
Kermit the Frog's finger
Nothing.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.