Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics