Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)
Rub him with oinkment.
A little aubergenie
Bacon.
Kermit the frogs finger.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
In the Piggy bank
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
The Boston Celtics