Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.