Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.