Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

A hundred dollar bill.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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