What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.