What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.