Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.