Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"