Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus