Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus