What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.