What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps