How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.