How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!