What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.