What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

God Jokes More God Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.