What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Goliath Jokes More Goliath Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.