What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!