What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Banner.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs