What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite !

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.