What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs